Culprit: Luke David Johns
Age: 14 months
Weight: 25 pounds
Accusation: Dipping toilet paper into the toilet until it's soggy and eating it.
Evidence: A very, very wet bathroom floor, and the toilet paper mush tightly clenched in both fists and hanging from his mouth.
Witnesses: One oblivious 3-year-old girl and one amused 6-year-old boy. They did not, however, report the crime right away, but rather quietly observed while it was in progress. They have been charged as accessories.
Sentence: The perpetrator will henceforth be called "potty mouth."
4 comments:
GROSS!!!! I think I need a shower after just reading that. Ugh. (Funny, but ugh.)
How ironic that I read this today! Tate just discovered the toilet bowl yesterday. I found him happily swishing his hand in there yesterday! I hope he doesn't start eating paper too! I LOVE your creative post! :)
I would bail him out in a heartbeat.
he's a cute little culprit! what a creative entry :) luke must have left his side-kick at our house b/c hudson has been guilty of this crime on many occasions!
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